South Park’s Christmas Finale Drops a Shocking Epstein Reference
South Park’s latest season wraps up with a wild Christmas episode, blending a bizarre Trump and Satan storyline with a dark twist reminiscent of the Jeffrey Epstein saga. Season 29 is on the cards for 2026.
The final episode of South Park’s current season has landed, and it’s a wild ride that’s sure to get punters talking. The much-discussed storyline between Satan and Donald Trump comes to a head, but not before the show throws in a curveball that’s hard to ignore. The episode, which aired on 10 December, opens with Jesus trying to help Stan Marsh, who’s been left in the lurch after ICE raids left him without a home or income. But this version of Jesus is more interested in shallow platitudes than real support, leaving Stan to fend for himself.
Chaos at the White House
As the episode, titled ‘The Crap Out’, unfolds, the focus shifts to the impending birth of a child between Trump and Satan. But Trump’s nowhere to be found as the due date approaches. Instead, he’s run off with Vice President JD Vance, who’s also his secret lover, to break their mate Peter Thiel out of jail. Satan, meanwhile, stumbles across a blue jockstrap and quickly realises Trump’s been up to no good with Vance. Towelie, who hasn’t been seen for eight episodes, pops up covered in all sorts of questionable fluids, ready to spill the latest White House gossip.
Satan and Towelie race off to confront Trump, but just as things are about to kick off, Jesus swoops in to defend the president’s reputation.
“This is a great man protecting our country from facts,”
Jesus declares, to which Satan fires back,
“This man is a con artist, and I will deal with him.”
But before Satan can act, he’s hit with contractions and rushed to hospital, grumbling about his knack for picking the wrong blokes.
A Dark Twist Unfolds
With Satan in hospital, Trump, Vance, Thiel, Jesus, and Secretary of War Pete Hegseth storm Hell’s Pass Hospital, determined to put an end to the Antichrist. But the story takes a grim turn. The baby, the product of Satan and Trump’s union, is discovered hanging by its neck inside the womb. The ultrasound footage is mysteriously incomplete—eerily similar to the circumstances surrounding Jeffrey Epstein’s death while he was awaiting trial for sexual misconduct.
Trump, unfazed, returns to the White House, while Satan leaves, seemingly closing the book on their chaotic relationship. The episode’s ending leaves viewers with more questions than answers, and the show’s trademark dark humour is on full display.
What’s Next for South Park?
With this season now wrapped up, fans are left waiting for news on when the next batch of episodes will drop. There’s no official date for season 29 just yet, but it’s expected to hit screens sometime in 2026. After a finale like this, locals are sure to be keen to see what the creators have in store next.